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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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