A Marriage Made in Hell
   should begin twisting his thoughts concerning marriage — how have you
   Our Father Below couldn’t guess the true horror of it all. Marriage, we
   Marriage, Globdrop, reflects everything we detest. The male dresses up
   in his own image, he made marriage to reflect his terrible story. But
   call homofunctional marriage.
Homofunctional Marriage
   marriage, he may readily participate in our homofunctional rendition.
   It is quite simple really: whereas homosexual “marriage” puts two of
   the same sex together, “homofunctional marriage” consists of two
   Let marriage serve what they call “equality” — for no marriage can have
   Let marriage tell any story but the Enemy’s. Earthly marriage must
   him to take part in one of our homofunctional marriages instead. But